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"Cece's Pacer" 

by 

Emily Olson

Lemme tell you about the cops, too. They never kicked us out during park hours, just kept us tense and on our toes all the time so we wouldn’t do anything stupid. Sometimes we were just so bored, we’d wave at the cops when they passed, knowing they’d probably pull over and check us out. Sometimes, if the cop was a hottie, we’d have a little fun with him and try to get him to come back after he quit his shift. One time this cop, his name was Mark or Marty or something, he came back after work and partied with us, me and Sue and the other girls, and a couple of guys. It was fun for a while, watching this cop in his regular clothes trying to be cool. He had a big white ring on the skin of his ring finger, where he had pulled his wedding band off before he showed up. He smoked some hash with us, but only after we made him promise not to tell, not to throw it in our faces the next time we saw him in uniform. He promised and then we got him really, really stoned.

After a while, he started to get weird. He tried to kiss Sue a couple of times and she pushed him away laughing, and then he got mad and told us we were teasers, nothing but little sluts and he could arrest us any time he wanted to. When he started talking like that, I grabbed him right by the balls and reminded him that I knew his wife (even though I didn’t, but I could have found out easily enough who she was), and wouldn’t she just love to hear about him hanging out with a bunch of girls on the night he was supposed to be bowling with the guys? Marty, or Mark, or whatever his name was, shut up after that. And pretty soon, I had him in the Pacer. We made out for a while and then he gave me a big hickey, and then he started crying and saying there was something weird in the pot and that’s why he was with me, that he loved his wife and on and on. I told him to go home, and he did.

That hickey lasted for a week, and every time I saw him in his cruiser, I just screamed and laughed my ass off. He couldn’t drive away fast enough.