The traditional and to be expected hail to me page (I really am modest)

A+ Dos/Win

A+ Mac

Network +

Server +

Microsoft MCP

Microsoft MCSE (pending)

IBM (warranty basics, desktop, mobile, network printers, Netfinity servers, clusters)

HP (most printers, pavillion, omnibook,  vectra, brio, kayak, Netservers)

Ok, now you may be asking what do you do with these certifications?  Then again you may not be asking, but tough since I'm going to tell you.

You stick them in pretty little frames and hang them at the wall of your job place, which for me is AMSYS Computer.  Its in Ridgefield Connecticut and I am employed there as a Network Engineer.