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Take a look at these jokes. They'll kill you! |
| Why wasn't the ghost popular at partys? |
| He wasn't much to look at! |
| Why don't ghosts go out in the rain? |
| It dampens their spirits! |
| How do ghosts stay in shape? |
| By daily exorcism! |
| Why did the doctor tell the ghost to go on a diet? |
| So she could keep her ghoulish figure! |
| Knock, knock! |
| Who's there? |
| Soup! |
| Soup who? |
| Soup-er natural beings are in the house! |
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"THE TERROR UNDER JIMMY'S BED" It was a dark and stormy night. Little Jimmy was in his bed, safe asleep when the horrific screaming noise under his bed started again. "OH MY GOD MOTHER", shrieked the trembling child, "IT'S COMING FOR ME AGAIN!" Jimmy's Mom cringed and her hands tightened on her rocker as her last nerve frayed and splintered. "That gosh-durn slimy nematode of a ghost". " I'm gonna kick its sorry ectoplasmatic behind into a yet un-numbered dimension!" Muttering assorted pseudo-obscenities under her breath, she mounted the wooden staircase, concentrating to keep her step on the stairs as slow moving green fog rolled down the treads. The screaming above had degenerated into a noise similar to a church full of snake wielding rednecks that had just found out that bingo was canceled this Friday night. Slamming the door open to her only sons room, she saw a scene that always brought her bowels to a boil. It was the .... TO BE CONTINUED...
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