LEX LUTHOR LOOKS TO FUTURE
LuthorCorp powers through explosion and death

Quarterly profit margins are up once again for LuthorCorp, as stocks continue to rise. Lex Luthor, CEO of LuthorCorp, was recently featured in Forbes magazine, discussing his theories on the future of American business. "I firmly believe we must reach out to related companies in other countries," Luthor was quoted as saying. "We cannot survive in the current business world, let alone the future one, if we do not embrace our many sides."

LuthorCorp continues to remain one of only a handful of international corporations dedicated to promoting fair market trading and renewable resources, and the message from both the general public and our investors is clear. We pledge to not only continue making use of the earth-friendly technologies available today, but we are also committed to further research and development aimed at the betterment of everyday life.

In keeping with our growing company, we are expanding and building new, state-of-the-art facilities for our scientists and researchers. There were already plans for renovations in the pipeline, but minor damage caused during a recent experiment has pushed the construction start date. "It was actually very fortuitous," said Graeme Levinson, Chief Construction Supervisor, in an interview following the explosion. He intends to break ground on the new Sinclair Research Center soon.

The Center will be named after one of LuthorCorp's brightest and most promising scientists who tragically died of heart failure. "We are obviously deeply affected by the loss of Dr. Sinclair," Amy Sanderson, assistant to LuthorCorp's Director of Public Relations, said in a statement after Sinclair's death. "Our sympathies are with his family, as well as our sincere appreciation for all of his contributions to the scientific community. He did what every scientist dreams of doing. He showed us the future."