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WHISTLE
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Metropolis native Eugene Daniel's--alias Ed Brooks--a HardCon employee, fled protective custody and landed in Smallville for almost two weeks authorities disclosed late last night. Daniels, a former vice president of HardCon, reportedly blew the whistle on his employer after discovering enormous accounting errors in company books. It is believed that Daniels went to the authorities with allegations of fraudulent bookkeeping and promised to provide proof via computer disks, accounting files and memos. Daniels' teenaged daughter, Jessie, accompanied her father on this escape. It is not known whether Daniels forced his daughter to leave their haven or whether she was a willing participant. Using less than Generally Accepted Accounting Principles It is believed that Daniels shot and killed U.S. Marshall Ted Palmer
(see accompanying article), the man assigned to protect both Daniels and
his daughter. According to Sheriff Ethan, "Several pieces of this
puzzle are missing, but we're working closely with the feds to straighten
it all out." UNITED STATES
MARSHAL FOUND DEAD IN LOCAL FARMHOUSE
Local authorities have no criminal record for an Edward Brooks, but our sources say Brooks is the alias of ex-HardCon V.P.-turned-whistleblower Eugene Daniels, a key government witness in the federal case against former energy superstar HardCon (see accompanying article). Ted Palmer, a ten-year veteran with the U.S. Marshal Service, was assigned to the protection of Eugene Daniels and his daughter, Jessie. Federal officials have taken charge of the investigation
and will begin conducting interviews as soon as this afternoon. Eugene
and Jessie Daniels (aka Brooks) are wanted in connection with the death
of U.S. Marshal Ted Palmer and have been added to the U.S. Marshal's and
FBI's "Most Wanted" lists. If you have any information, please
call the USMS District Office at 555-0193.
The body of Metropolis University student Kyle Waterston
was found by a custodian earlier this week in the men's locker room. Investigators
are calling his death an accident but add that the circumstances are somewhat
Creekside Foundry--Key to
Smallville's Colorful Past? Last year, the Ledger printed a fanciful article written by a student at Smallville High School. As outrageous as the subject matter was--"Superboy Turns Superpsycho!"--it inspired a lot of water-cooler discussion amongst the sometimes world-weary worker bees here. One outcome was the article "Mysteries Still Grow Wild in Burnham Woods," a follow-up to my earlier attempt at paranormal sleuthing, "Smallville's Own Bermuda Triangle?" Needless to say, there was some grumbling from the boardrooms about journalistic integrity regarding these departures from the Ledger's time-honored tradition of straight news reporting. Any small town, indeed many large cities, would be proud to be served by this paper, yet the past few years have convinced all but the most cynical citizens--and newspaper editors--that Smallville is no ordinary town. Perhaps there is room, the current thinking goes, for an open mind such as the one demonstrated by our teenaged tyro. In that spirit, I've been asked to extend those speculative pieces into
Other topics will reveal the true story of the Ledger's humble origins. Longtime residents may recognize the name of our very first editor in chief, but many might be surprised to learn the intriguing legacy of "old man Silas." And perhaps the most fascinating theory of all is rapidly becoming a "rural legend," as it were: Was there something more than space rocks in that meteor shower? Some locals think they know the answer to what's going on. Could it be that Smallville's history contains strange precursors to
some of the unusual occurrences of today? Let's take the journey together.
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