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BINGO!!!
Give yourself a round
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Yes, Britney Spears is a monkey. Here's my dissertation: As many of you know, in the history of human evolution one of the first advances, the one that separated us from the monkeys, was the invention of weapons. Weapons such as spears. Humans have since advanced to the level of atomic bombs and beyond, while the monkeys were left behind in the evolution race, to struggle with primitive technology. Recently, there has been a breakthrough in monkey research - they have invented the SPEAR! That's an acronym for "Societal Progress and Evolution Automatic Reversal". In other words, the SPEAR will reverse all progress and bring the monkeys to ultimate power. The girl we know as Britney Spears, is their decoy. She is a monkey in disguise and it is her job to initialize the SPEAR. She has begun by lowering cultural standards of what good music, dancing, and appearance should be. This will lead the way to a total destruction of human culture, which will be followed by a severe depression. During this depression, the monkeys will initialize their next weapon, the TV (Total Vaccumization), to suck any bit of free thought from the minds of the humans. Then they will thow everyone on a giant space-ship and take over the Earth, re-naming it the Jungle. The end.
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"Hit me baby one more time!" (Don't mind if I do...) |
Back to Spot the Monkey v2.01!
Go home!
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HOW TO PLAY
Easy - just click on the pictures to see how fast you can guess who/what the real monkey is!
*Hint*
It's not George W. Bush!
Score
(number of tries)
1-2
Amazing! You belong in the monkey spotter hall of fame!
3-5
Not bad. If I were you, I'd spend just a few more minutes in the monkey patch every day.
6-8
All I can say is... shame on you!
9+
You are a disgrace to society. Why don't you try again and see if you can get a better score.
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