JUNGLE NEWS 02.12.2001Funny AIM Away Messages has been added. Check it out! 01.26.2001:Spot the Monkey has been updated in order to keep up with current events. Also, a brand new version 2.01 of Spot the Monkey has been added for all your monkey spotting needs!
elcome to the Jungle - the gathering place for all primates that surf the internet! If you are not a primate, I strongly advise that you leave now, because this page is strongly discriminatory against non-primates (especially rodents). The Jungle does not adhere to the EONP (Equal Opportunity for Non-Primates) laws.
Of course, if the studies are correct, the majority of net dwellers are primates in one form or another, so you have nothing to worry about! Just sit back and enjoy clicking your mouse at all these pages. Here, let's do a little practice.
Mouse-clicking Practice Exercise (This is perfectly safe - clicking on the button will not take you anywhere you don't want to go; in fact, it just won't take you anywhere!) Pick up your right hand and place it on your mouse. Move the cursor you see on your screen to the button below. With your index finger (that's the one you point with), gently push down on the left mouse botton... and release. Let's do it again. Push... and release. There! Now you're ready to continue your journey through the Jungle! Enjoy!