FUNNY AIM AWAY MESSAGES
CLEANING ROOM
Well I am off on the eternal struggle to clean my room... What the hell was that? ::shines flashlight in the corner:: I'm goin' in. If I don't return in 15 minutes, wait longer. ::looks over his shoulder:: DIE YOU UNHOLY SON OF A B**CH!!! ::charges away at the boogie man with sword drawn::
Top
FOOD
Getting a glass of drinky.
I'm getting sustinence... you know, the food stuff... that feels good in your tummy... mmmmmmm :-P
Top
HOMEWORK
I have come to a startling revelation in my life. After all this time I am now only coming to terms with my problem and yet it all seems so clear and truthful... Would you like to know what it is? Well I am going to tell you even if you don't give a S**T. I hate homework... And school for that matter. But alas, there is no escaping them so that is what I am doing now... June is so far off...
I am writing an essay... leave a message at the beep and act like an idiot talking into your computer screen. After that, just sit back and wait until I finish writing!
Top
SHOWER
In the shower... stop imagining!!! >:o
Top
SLEEPING
Sleeping... only annoy me if it's worth it.
Hark the sleep gods are calling. ::Cry in the distance:: Klamickalooo Oh my god their here runnnnn zzzz
Top
UPDATING SOFTWARE
Well it is that time again. My computer insists that I update my software, so I will. It better work or else we will find out how aerodynamic computers are...
Top
JUST FUNNY
BEWARE!
Jealous cow may attempt to kick you into a well.
Back when the cow is apprehended.
Poor college student.
In need of cookies and cash.
bye bye
I am away from my communication device at this moment, but I will return as soon as I am finished taking over the world. Send your donations to the Monkey Fund, or just leave me a message! Have a nice day!
If monkeys live in trees, consider me a wallaby... I'll be back.
Life's a witch and then you fly. Be right back.
I'm away. Leave a message and I'll IM you soon. Leave a sexy message and I'll IM you sooner.
Messages will be read in the order that they are sent. Your message is number 7,863. Please wait, your message is very important to me.
I've found Jesus. He was hiding behind the sofa the whole time!
01001001 01100001 01101101 01101110 01101111 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 (This is binary for "I am not here".)
Tonight's weather: dark, continuing mostly dark tonight, leading to widely scattered areas of light in the morning.
I'm not here, I've gone out to look for myself. If I come back before I return, please tell me to wait.
Error 405: Reality.sys corrupted. Universe halted. Reboot (y/n)?
Hello. Here are my answers to yesterday's messages, in order of their arrival. Yes. Maybe. At seven. You'll get it tomorrow. Creamed asparagus. Thank you.
Out and up to no good.
A nut by any other name would smell like feet.
Top
|
Back
Back to the Jungle
|
|
