Verse 1:

I drink alone or with my band
Bitches love the sting of my backhand
Sailin’ the seven seas of whiskey
Drivin’ drunk ‘til somebody hits me
Obliteration shotgun blast from a bottle

Chorus 1:

‘Cause I’m a
Flithy Drunken Metal Bastard (Bastard)
And I ain’t gonna stop drinking
‘til I’m good and fuckin’ plastered

Verse 2:

One burbon, one scotch, one beer
Start drinkin’ or I’m outta here
All my mates are alcoholics
Lost my girl, my job and my wallet
Thank crumb for liquor or I’d commit suicide

Chorus 2:

‘Cause I’m a
Flithy Drunken Metal Bastard (Bastard)
Fall to your knees bitch
And call me your Master

Bridge:

Ain’t too clean, ain’t too pretty
Get fucked scum don’t need your pitty
Sold my sister to some low life
So I could get drunk last night
When I’m rockin’ I’ll be drinkin’
When I’m sober I’ll be thinkin’
‘bout the next round goin’ down
And me hittin’ the fuckin’ ground

Verse 3:

Captain Morgan, tequila, white lightning
Drunken bastards never stop fightin’
Punch out girls just for a laugh
If they mouth off they get bitch-slapped
You know they love it
‘cause they always come back
Slut!

Chorus 3:

‘Cause I’m a
Flithy Drunken Metal Bastard (Bastard)
And I’m gonna keep drinkin’
‘til I’m good and fuckin’ plastered