Intro:

The blood of life or the gates of Heaven
The sound of war by which we are driven
The Holy three combined are invincible
The death of weakling cunts is inevitable

Chorus 1:

Beer, Bitches and Metal
Beer, Bitches and Metal

Verse 2:

Me and horde slam the hammer down
Drunk, horny and pissed in every town
Kill with power violence and bloodshed
Fuck like a warrior, shag ‘til she’s dead
We have no shame, but our honour is high
Sold our souls to Satan
To get between her thighs
Holy wine or just a cheap brew
Play some Metal before we fuckin’ kill you

Pre-chorus 1:

Only three things that I desire
Skulls, chicks, lager and fire or. . .

Chorus 2:

Beer, Bitches and Metal
Beer, Bitches and Metal

Verse 2:

Another binge has come to a close
A beer in each hand a slut on my nose
I see pink dragons I’m so fuckin’ pissed
I vomit on my armor
And smack my fuckin’ bitch
I’m the lord the king of the castle
Shut up slut stop being an asshole
Give me a beer put it in a tall glass
Don’t give me shit or I’ll beat your sluty ass

Pre-chorus 2:

All that matters is metal and beer
Bang your head or get the fuck out of here

Chorus 3:

Beer, Bitches and Metal
Beer, Bitches and Metal
Beer, Bitches and Metal
Beer, Bitches and Metal

Bridge:

I know Valhalla will be a mighty bar
Open all night banging heads
And screaming guitars
Bon Scott and Randy Rhodes will all be there
Razzel got his ass kicked out
Cause the Roxx’s were a bunch of queers

Chorus 4:

Beer, Bitches and Metal
Beer, Bitches and Metal
Beer, Bitches and Metal
Beer, Bitches and Metal
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