A CASE OF DINO-MADNESS  

     "I say, Holmes," I observed over our breakfast kippers, "the excitement 
over Dr. Doyle's `Lost World' novel has generated a veritable `Dino-Madness'!"
     Holmes smiled as he ingested a particulary suculent bloater from Mrs.
Hudson's provident kitchen. "Indeed, Watson, the fad has permeated even into the
realm of Serious Literature."  He gestured at an advertisement on the front page
of The Times. "Consider this prominent publisher's announcement, if you will."
     "By Jove!" I exclaimed, thought I was, to tell the truth, almost expecting
what I now saw in print before my very eyes:

			         "JURASSIC HEIGHTS"                   
				An Exciting Romance,
				Set in a Most Exotic
				 Dangerous Setting!

					by 
				 England's Foremost
				   Female Author:

                               CHARLOTTE BRONTE-SAURUS            

			       Now At All Booksellers,
				   Or by Post from
				Gwatkin-Pollock, Ltd.
				 13, Seepage Gardens
				    London, EC 13