I'm 37 years and currently unemployed; I live with my sister Sheila (the redhead in all the party pics with me).  I drink way too much Diet Coke and I smoke when I know I shouldn't.  I am a registered Independent.  I drive a '98 Ford Ranger pickup truck.   Bernadette is my confirmation name.  Beer is my alcoholic drink of choice.  I am an X-Files geek.   I love mashed potatoes with butter, salt and lots of pepper.  I have a B.A. in Mathematics.  I can barely multiply now.  I wish I was taller and thinner, but doesn't everyone?  My mother named me after the Virgin Mary.  I can't remember what my real hair color is anymore.  I consider myself a world class napper.  I am not easily offended, but cast aspersions on any of my family or friends, and watch out.

If you're still reading and want to tell me what you think of this site, or anything else for that matter, gimme a holler .

[about this site]

This is really nothing more than yet another self-indulgent personal homepage.  I get to trot out pictures of my nieces and nephew, talk a bit (a lot?) about myself without anyone interrupting me, and maybe even indulge what little creative impulses I may harbor.  And while boring you all to tears, I get to learn a little bit about web design.