HERE'S A LIST OF SOME RECORDS THAT I DON'T WANT!!!

1. SECRET: "YOUNG ONES" 7"
WOW, SIMPLY OVER-RATED RECORD, IF IT HADN'T BEEN COMPED
ON "BACK TO FRONT", THIS 45 WOULD BE IN EVERY DOLLAR BIN
ACROSS THE FREE WORLD.

2. HORRORCOMIC: "I'M ALL HUNG UP ON PIERPOINT" 7"
PUNK? NOPE! SWING-JAZZ? I DON'T KNOW. COOL SLEEVE THOUGH.
SENSELESS HYPE HAS MADE IT A COLLECTIBLE. THEIR OTHER 7" IS
GOOD, THIS ONE IS HORRIBLE.

3. ABSENTEES: "TRYIN' TO MESS WITH ME" 7"
I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE DO LIKE THIS RECORD(BY THIS I MEAN
THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY LIKE THE MUSIC ITSELF), BUT IF
THIS RECORD WASN'T SO SEVERELY LIMITED, MOST OF THE OTHERS
WOULDN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT IT. MYOPIC COLLECTORS JIZZ
OVER IT.

4. TAPEWORM: "BREAK MY FACE" 7"
NOW THIS IS A GOOD RECORD. MAYBE SOMEONE WILL MAKE A NICE
STRAIGHT-UP BOOT OF THIS 7" AND MAKE ALL 3 TRACKS AVAILABLE,
THAT WOULD BE GREAT. OF COURSE, HAD I EVER STUMBLED UPON
ONE(BEING HERE IN CONNECTICUT), I WOULD HAVE SOLD IT TO ONE
OF THE UNTOLD AMOUNT OF RUBES JUST WAITING TO TAKE OUT A
SECOND MORTGAGE ON THEIR HOUSE TO OBTAIN A COPY FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY "PRICE GOUGE".

WAS WONDERING IF ANYONE COULD EXPLAIN JUST WHAT THE
HELL "HYPER-RARE" IS SUPPOSED TO MEAN. IS THIS ANYTHING LIKE
ESCAPE VELOCITY? I'M PUZZLED.

THAT'S IT FOR NOW, MORE TO COME EVENTUALLY....