Last years stuff - 2003 season:

27th Annual Snodeo - December 6th to 8th 2002
Put on 241 miles. After this weekend the Maschiapotatos shall now be reffered to as "Crash" (Both of them). Nice Dumpster, oh and let's floor it when coming to a stop. Barb drives faster then Brad on the new Pro-X. The new tech tip from the shootout for warming up your sled is to floor it 38 times while on the run stand. Zeus is gay...

Mitch on the inside during a practice session at the Snodeo Race.  
Mitch on the inside during practice

January 3rd (Fri) to Sunday January 5th- Doug went tree hunting and had a yard-sale. His nimble tuck and roll action only left him sore.



January 10th (Fri) to Sunday January 12th - Awsome conditions with tons of snow... Mitch hand fed the deer at the Plains.  I Matt in the Sand Pit of Old Forgecrashed twice into two different ditchs. Reg and Ann took the Caddie off trail into a stump "Joey Chitwood show". This required our search and rescue team to go get the sled and drag it out. Brett blew a piston out. Brad and Barb drove 10 hrs to hangout for 2 hrs because of the dog. Dr. told Brad to stop having sex with the dog and he will be fine.Other than that it was a good weekend.
      

January 31st (Fri) to Sunday February 2nd - Big Drag racing weekend lots of testing and tuning with Matt, Rob and  Dave. Of course Dave does not touch anything and is always competative - Jerk. Michelle was out with her new 500 and actually got over 35 mph. Lisa dusted the crowd on the lake with the 800.
February 21st (Fri) to Sunday February 23rd
March I am free every weekend
Probably some Mondays or Fridays can be attached to some of the 3 day weekends


After review of some video footage I captured some stills of Buzz winning a race. Since I hammerd him all season (being that he is a bi-sexual hermaphidite into beastiality there is so much material) I figured I would close out with something nice for ol'e Buzz Light Year. Your always a winner in my book, just don't walk behind me or touch me...

Last weekend of the season 3/28/03
We don't need no stinken snow to go snowmobiling.....Breaking News - Bradster is giving up his two-up for a snow checked 800 ProX2. Look out next year, hopefully now we will not be pulling Brad right side up or out of ditchs any more.

Besure to get your plumbing advice at Lowes in Milford from your local and helpful Buzzy sales representative...

Weekend of 3/14/03 
Hot....Like riding in a T-shirt hot. Big boys on the lake plus 1000 sleds in the guniess book attempt on 4th lake.. Buzz saved himself from humiliation by going trail riding with the Poop  Doo boys to Canada 280 miles. Buzz also showed us his new drag racing tech tip of leaving his spark plug socket on his suspension while racing. I'll be sure not to use that one. Michelle was pretty dominate drag racing her 500. Rob's new helix seems to be working -  still not fast enough for O'le Red. Keep trying kid...Ruzz came out and hosed a piston...Hey nice silver spark plug. Oh - thanks for all Shell's great pics. Then Ruzz broke his throttle cable trying to load - If it wasnt for bad luck he would have no luck at all. Lisa and I found a love toy that Brad and Barb left in the bed from their drunken sex fest.. Rubber Dog Bone!!! I did hear she was talking dirty.. BOW WOW. Matt and Shell went on trail 5 Sunday - only made it a mile in the 3-4 foot woops before Matt's ski broke off - Don't add the Ad Bovion kit. Hey Buzz can you find your carb e-clip ???

 

Buzz, Dave and Matt competed in the snow-X trail 800 class Saturday at McCauley Mtn. in Old Forge.
Where the F#$%K is the sun and 44 F  !!!!

Go to www.rockmaple.com for info.
To back up last weeks rumor about Rob's 600 intentionelly cruising in the back of the pack site seeing. Our forensic investigation is showing that he sabotaged his own water bottle to explode when he arrived at the track thus rendering him unable to compete against the stiff competition.... Buzz's view of #7 - as predicted...Solid

After lining up with a stacked field of 12 riders (only about 5 of us never raced before) we all got a pretty good whole shot Matt 2nd and Dave 3rd, I'm not sure where the hell Brad was but I think he got out good (all that drag racing on the lake paid off). Now that the track was extremely rutted and nasty with 3'- 5' bumps and doubles with a 20' finish line jump, it made for an exhausting event (if not for adrenaline I would have crashed and died in the first lap). Four laps does not sound like much but let me tell you.... It's Tuesday and I am still sore. Brad finished 9th (Not Last), Dave finished  8th with mechanical problems - shifted out of gear in the last turn- Nothing a couple of swift kicks did'nt fix. Matt finished 4th after being in 2nd on the last lap and casing his fat ass over the bars on the doubles, turning it off... "Where the hell is my pull cord"
Snicker (bearcub) was the bouncer in the pits in between sitting in the last turn eating. Ask Dave about hay bails in practice.

A special thanks goes out to Will and Lincoln, our 9 year old tech advisors who knew twice as much as all of us about sleds and racing. "Rubber bands on the kill switch dumb-ass". Oh ya thanks Splinter for the video. P.S. your still gay even if you brought a chic to cover up your love of men.

Buzz patented a new process for starting a sled:  Pull 4 times, oh plug in teather. Pull 4 more times, oh turn on kill switch... pull once more to actually start.

 

Barb was drag racing Shell's sled and wooped up on Nick's 700 twice.

 

Ruzz showed up with his 440 Poop Doo  with a 800 triple and 240 pics - Could not even see him behind me through the snow dust. I think Rob and Brad beat him on there 600's as well. 

 

Last Weekend:

Matt went up with only Big John and Greg - All the Sally boys stayed home..

Just for you Buzz... Matt tripped while walking in the dark and proceded to smash the helmet he was carrying into his forhead on the way to the ground.

 Buzz is attempting to sqeeze more power out of his Pro X this weekend- with some clutch modifications. Time will tell if he can actually be competative. If I were to guess, I would have to venture on the side of "HELL NO"

Quote of the week (must read out loud and use cry baby voice) "Are they ever going to stop picking on me"  Brad Zealor 2/21/03.
Answer: Maybe when you win and represent Solid Racing... you freakin pussy...
P.S. stick the light bulb up your ass....

Buzz got smacked in the face by his wifes big Vally Girl Balls this week when she commanded him to return his new $80 Helix. We know who wears the pants in that house... 

Rumor is we will see Ruzz out with his new Pro Modified 800 Poop -Doo triple conversion in 2 weeks....Will it stay together??? Will it beat the Polaris 600's??? Will it actually show up??? Hearing almost 200 HP


Third Annual Thousand Pounds of Twisted Steel Tour
Killington VT trip at the Mountain Star House (Wise Vacations) January 24th arrive and January 27th depart. This place sleeps 11, hot tub on the deck and the sled trail is closer. Click hear for details of the place.
Maybe we can bribe Deanne to perform her magic tricks with furnature and cook a wonderful turkey dinner for the Super Bowl.  Click here and VAST will  send you info and a map. Dave was that a plain that just went by??           VAST trail system.
It was cold (1-2 deg F.) but the trails were in great shape - had to learn how to ride on the tight trails again. We put on about 160 miles in total and stopped at the Long Trail Brewery for lunch (nice place). I finally beat Dave drag racing after some tuning.  

Quebec trip to Saint-Donat     February 8th 2003 arrive and depart February 15th 2003 (Sat to Sat)
Hotel:   Auberge la Cuillere a Pot, 800.567.6704
8 hrs driving from Danbury - awsome place, great food, and tons of trails and it's cheap.... Book early it fills up fast
Put on 850 miles except Matt did 750 since he sat around for a day getting a new track put on. Brads new nick name is "Man Down". Doug broke in the new Pro-X
 
Quadding Canada
Super Dave found this cool hotel in Canada www.auberge.lactaureau.com/resort/index.asp Thinking of a summer quadding trip there for 2003.

 

2002 Season
Old Forge, NY trip January 4th, 2002 arrive and depart Sunday the 6th.
Hotel: Waters Edge 315-369-2484
John and Greg are going up as well.

Old Forge, NY trip with Rob & Michelle January 18th, 2002 arriving and departing Monday the 21st.

Killington VT trip at the Serenity House (Wise Vacations) January 25th arrive and January 28th depart.
Drive right out of the driveway and on to the VAST trail system. Maybe a little skiing definatley a little Wobbly Barn. Then it's time for Deanne to perform her magic tricks with furnature and cook a wonderful turkey dinner for the Super Bowl.  Click here and VAST will  send you info and a map.

This trip will now be known as the "Thousand pounds of twisted steel tour". We got lucky on this one, Sat was good and it was like 60 F on Sunday so after driving through the mud we made up to some elevation that had 3 feet of snow and that turned out to be nice. Click here for more (+ Pics).....  PS. ask Doug about his extreme suspension.   Here is Super Dave - lets just say he didn't stick it.... click on the picture to see video clip (will take a minute to download)