Say you're the leader of the world's largest superpower. You need to invade Iraq but just can't spare American lives for fear of losing popularity in the polls. Repeating Hitler TechnologyTM really shines here! Just outfit Repeating HitlerTM with submachineguns and point the way to Baghdad. Within days, your Repeating HitlerTM super-army will be crushing Saddam's forces like a Frenchman putting out his cigarette. And just consider the shock value of 500,000 Hitlers bearing down on your biological weapons factory!
Best of all, if Repeating HitlerTM is killed in battle, no one will care. After all, he is Hitler.
And Repeating Hitler TechnologyTM is fully biodegradable so you never have to worry about having extra Hitlers laying around. Simply compost the Hitlers, and in weeks you'll have nutrient-rich mulch for your lawn.
CAUTION: Repeating Hitler TechnologyTM is untested for this application. Use at your own risk.
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