Say you’re the typical American housewife. You have worked tirelessly to make the beds, vacuum the floors, and sanitize the toilets. You want to take a nice relaxing bubble bath in your hot tub, but you still have dinner to cook. And hubby's coming home in 20 minutes!!!
Now you grab the Shake-and-Bake, defrost the chicken, and preheat the stove, all while getting the kids ready for supper. Little Timmy, of course, has other ideas; he's busy decorating your walls with permanent marker, while little Anna is covered in mud from a long day of playing in the backyard. And the baby's crying!!!
Now consider this same scenario with Repeating Hitler TechnologyTM. One Hitler can
cook a scrumptious meal while another pours you a hot relaxing bath. And just look how Repeating HitlerTM handles the kids: "Mit schnell, Timmy, ich bin gehen die leiste des hundes jetzt sauber!!!" And if the kids misbehave, he'll just go Poland on their asses. That's right, Repeating HitlerTM sure knows a thing or two about discipline.
CAUTION: Do not attempt sexual intercourse with Repeating HitlerTM.
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