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Legitimization Continues

"Legitimization has continued, as projected," stated VP Service and Sales Greg Mallory, Jr. in a public interview today, "Paradigms have been shattered--" At this point, Greg Mallory, Jr. realized he was in the restroom of a Greyhound bus depot, and was speaking into a urinal.

Source: theantidrug.tk 2/22/04


Antipiracy bill targets technology

The proposal, scheduled to be introduced Thursday by Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah, and called the Induce Act, says "whoever intentionally induces any violation" of copyright law would be legally liable for those violations, a prohibition that would effectively ban file-swapping networks like Kazaa and Morpheus.
Source: CNET News.com 6/19/04



UN Issues Strongly-Worded Resolution Condemning Spain Train Bombings


Source: VOA News 3/11/04 / Image ©2004 akiTUNES



U.S. Pressing for High-Tech Spy Tools

Ted Senator, who managed that research for Poindexter, told government contractors that mining data to identify terrorists "is much harder than simply finding needles in a haystack." "Our task is akin to finding dangerous groups of needles hidden in stacks of needle pieces," he said. "We must track all the needle pieces all of the time."

Source: Associated Press 2/22/04

Questions arise as to what one has been doing with these "dangerous needles" of his.
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