Welcome to Hazardous Materials Direct 2 U^SM, a new and revolutionary way of buying the hazardous materials you want and need for a fulfilling lifestyle.

         HMD2U was first presented at AKI’s annual shareholders’ meeting in August 2002. As Kurt S. P. Xanderson, head of AKI’s New Ventures Division explained, Hazardous Materials Direct 2 U is poised to bring AKI into the new millennium, albeit two years late. “I especially like the ‘2 U,’ explained Xanderson, “I mean anyone can write ‘to you,’ but we decided to give it that special something extra. It’ll really be a hit with the teenage market. In fact, I came up with the name while watching the latest N*Sync video on MTV. That Justin’s so dreamy…” Xanderson then dropped his notes and proceeded to stare into space for the duration of the meeting.

         For the consumer, Hazardous Materials Direct 2 U^SM ushers in a new wave of hazardous material delivery. Now the general public can finally buy such necessities as Uranium-238 without going through costly “official” channels. And since we’ve done away with fancy extras, such as reinforced lead-shielded shipping containers, we pass the savings on to you.

         Whether you’re looking for that special gift, or just want to pamper yourself, hazardous materials are the way to go. Click here to proceed to our ordering page.

         Imagine the possibilities! Witness the future! Come to AKI^®.