First, select a product:

Uranium 238 (U-239 also available)	Biomedical Waste	Sulphuric Acid (10 gallons)

   Next, select a preferred shipping method:

Paper Bag	Plastic Bag	Chucked at you (Mr. T not included)

   Finally, select a shipping destination:

Sears® (Where else?)	Illegally occupied Turkish zone of Cyprus	What the hell are these children doing???