Roast Leg of Lamb in a Portabello Demi-Glaze .............. $21.00 Served by a bare-chested obese man who wants to tell you all about his sexual identity crisis
Coq au Vin with Risotto and Assorted Mixed Vegetables ..... $16.50 Lovingly prepared by Ron Jeremy or Heinrich Himmler, depending on availability
Free-range Chicken in a White Wine Cream Sauce ............ $14.95 Accompanied by a nude Reverend Al Sharpton covered in syrup
Hickory-smoked Prime Rib with Potatoes and Sweet Onion .... $20.00 And Spanish wrestler "El Bombastico" makes lewd gestures towards your wife
Pan-seared Alaskan Salmon in a Honey-Mustard Sauce ........ $19.50 Brought by a suicide bomber who keeps insisting that you pull his finger
Grilled Prawns with Sun-Dried Tomatoes over Linguini ...... $17.95 While your car is stolen from the parking lot
DESSERTS:
Almond Tart with Crème Fraiche and Chocolate Flake ......... $6.50 Thrown at you from a distance of 15 meters
Lemon Fromage Blanc Panna Cotta with Fresh Forest Berries .. $6.95 Followed by a retarded man humming the North Korean national anthem
WINES:
Piasa San Maurzio Moscato d'Asti 1998 ..................... $47.00 Hauner Malvasia delle Lipari Passito 1999 ................. $39.00 Castellare Vin Santo Chianti Classico 1996 ................ $52.00All wines are poured directly into your pants for your convenience.
A 20% gratuity applies for parties of 1 or more.
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