Any web browser will let you browse the web. But is that really enough? Of course not: the days of using web browsers to browse the web are over. Most browsers are mass-produced for everyone from your grandmother to your grandmother’s Latin lover, and lack the personalization and individualized features today’s web users are looking for.

         Webernet Explorinator solves that problem by providing a series of personalized "Browsing Modes," ranging from Expert to Novice. "Expert" mode is designed for the true power-user. Just consider the benefits:

• Customization: you can freely alter any setting you choose. And since Webernet Explorinator automatically sets each setting back to its default at restart, you’re able to customize over and over again.

• Productivity: Webernet Explorinator is guaranteed to make you five times more productive. Anyone who has browsed the Internet for any length of time knows that it can be very hard to actually accomplish anything significant. Well, now you can accomplish 5 times as much, since every task in Webernet Explorinator takes 5 times as long to complete. Click here to see an example.

         But maybe you just want to perform some basic tasks, simply and effectively. In that case, choose "Novice" mode. In "Novice" mode you’ll be presented with a straightforward GUI, stripped down to its bare essentials. At first glance, you’ll be able to appreciate its pure simplicity and accessibility. At second glance, however, you’ll realize that "Novice" mode allows you to do absolutely nothing! Just look at these features:

• aDestroyer, pop-up blocking technology. Webernet Explorinator features an innovative new system that blocks unwanted advertising and replaces it with advertising for Webernet Explorinator. Click here to see the difference: without aDestroyer. with aDestroyer.

• mailfree, advanced spam filtering that claims an astounding 100% spam block rate. While other mail-filtering software stops some spam from getting to your inbox, mailfree stops absolutely all of it. How you ask? Why, by automatically "deleting" every message that’s addressed to you. Not only does this prevent unsolicited advertising, it will free you from unwanted friends, family and coworkers, allowing to focus all your attention on browsing with "Webernet Explorinator." Find out more.

• fastbrowse, revolutionary speed technology that allows you to view pages instantly over an ordinary 56k modem, even faster than on a cable or DSL connection. Currently, this feature is available only on web-pages we want you to see. Click here for a demonstration.

         Currently only "Expert" and "Novice" are the only modes available, but we are feverishly working on more.

         At Interweb Cybertech, we understand that browsing the web can be a frustrating and fruitless experience. That’s why all versions of "Webernet Explorinator" will automatically transfer your credit card and bank information to Interweb Cybertech’s Wyoming branch headquarters, after painlessly killing you with reverse-polarity electric shock. That’s just the Webernet Explorinator difference!

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         Imagine the possibilities! Witness the future! Come to AKI^®.